For Dad — Father's Day

For the dad whose jokes have quietly become a family safety hazard. You pictured him the second you read that. This is the shirt that makes it worse, and he'll love it more than he loves you.

Order by Mon 25 Aug to give it the best chance of arriving before Father's Day (Sun 6 Sep). Heavyweight cotton, the ink's baked into the fabric so it won't peel or crack. Printed in Australia, free shipping. Any 2 for $75, 3 for $99.

Caught him wearing it? Snap the photo, mid dad-joke or mid-nap, and tag @wearableopinions. We repost the best. And the worst.