For Dad — Father's Day

For the dad whose jokes have quietly become a family safety hazard. You pictured him the second you read that. This is the shirt that makes it worse, and he'll love it more than he loves you.

Order by Mon 25 Aug to give it the best chance of arriving before Father's Day (Sun 6 Sep). Heavyweight cotton, the ink's baked into the fabric so it won't peel or crack. Printed in Australia, free shipping. Any 2 for $75, 3 for $99.

Caught him wearing it? Snap the photo, mid dad-joke or mid-nap, and tag @wearableopinions. We repost the best. And the worst.
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  • A dad at the barbecue wearing the Hi Hungry I'm Dad tee

    Hi Hungry, I'm Dad

    Hi Hungry, I'm Dad
    $44.00
  • A dad wearing The Bank of Dad Is Closed tee in the backyard

    The Bank of Dad Is Closed

    The Bank of Dad Is Closed
    $44.00
  • A grandad wearing the Grandad The Original tee

    Grandad. The Original. Accept No Substitute.

    Grandad. The Original. Accept No Substitute.
    $44.00
  • A dad wearing the Because I Said So tee

    Because I Said So, That's the Reason

    Because I Said So, That's the Reason
    $44.00
  • A dad wearing The Recliner Throne tee at home

    The Recliner Throne

    The Recliner Throne
    $44.00
  • A dad wearing The One That Got Away tee by the water

    The One That Got Away

    The One That Got Away
    $44.00
  • A dad wearing the Ask Your Mother tee

    Ask Your Mother

    Ask Your Mother
    $44.00
  • A dad wearing The Thermostat Is Not a Democracy tee

    The Thermostat Is Not a Democracy

    The Thermostat Is Not a Democracy
    $44.00
  • A dad wearing Measure Twice Swear Once tee in the shed

    Measure Twice, Swear Once

    Measure Twice, Swear Once
    $44.00
  • It's a Good Walk, I Ruin It

    It's a Good Walk, I Ruin It

    It's a Good Walk, I Ruin It
    $44.00
  • We Get There When We Get There

    We Get There When We Get There

    We Get There When We Get There
    $44.00
  • Old Bear

    Old Bear

    Old Bear
    $44.00
  • I'd Say I Love You But I Just Fixed Your Bike

    I'd Say I Love You But I Just Fixed Your Bike

    I'd Say I Love You But I Just Fixed Your Bike
    $44.00
  • I Know a Shortcut

    I Know a Shortcut

    I Know a Shortcut
    $44.00
  • Were You Born in a Barn?

    Were You Born in a Barn?

    Were You Born in a Barn?
    $44.00
  • Spoiling Them Is My Job Now

    Spoiling Them Is My Job Now

    Spoiling Them Is My Job Now
    $44.00
  • Same Joke Every Time and It Still Lands

    Same Joke Every Time and It Still Lands

    Same Joke Every Time and It Still Lands
    $44.00
  • I Like Beer

    I Like Beer

    I Like Beer
    $44.00
  • I Checked Your Tyres So I Wouldn't Have to Say It

    I Checked Your Tyres So I Wouldn't Have to Say It

    I Checked Your Tyres So I Wouldn't Have to Say It
    $44.00
  • Give Us a Hug Before Anyone Sees

    Give Us a Hug Before Anyone Sees

    Give Us a Hug Before Anyone Sees
    $44.00
  • The Shed's Not Messy, It's a Filing System

    The Shed's Not Messy, It's a Filing System

    The Shed's Not Messy, It's a Filing System
    $44.00
  • Stripes or It Didn't Happen

    Stripes or It Didn't Happen

    Stripes or It Didn't Happen
    $44.00
  • Low and Slow, Like My Sunday

    Low and Slow, Like My Sunday

    Low and Slow, Like My Sunday
    $44.00
  • I'm Not Arguing, I'm Explaining Why I'm Right

    I'm Not Arguing, I'm Explaining Why I'm Right

    I'm Not Arguing, I'm Explaining Why I'm Right
    $44.00